Serendipitous adventures

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

(via bonjourtriceratops)

lisavertudaches:

So many dinosauruses.

I animated a bunch of these guys for my website home page. IN THEORY, it was a good idea, but in practice, it just wasn’t working. I animated 16 of them, and it was great fun, but they will never make it to the home page. It was just too limiting on the design and functionality of the site.

I’ll be able to launch my site very soon. I’m hoping next week :3

Do you have a favourite Dino?


(via coloredmondays)

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

(via writingwillwander)